How Many Dependents Do You Have

Filed under: The Major |

United States Of AmericaApril 12, 2012  – Taxes,  Dependents, Deductions for 2012.

Hmm, how many dependents do I really have?

Some elderly have been saying it’s been such a mystery on how many dependents the older retired  actually have.  Here is a recent response from one of our older friends…Bless her little heart! Atleast she’s still thinking about things.


I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS.
It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?”
I replied:
12 million illegal immigrants;
3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps;
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico;
535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate;
and 1 useless President.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *