Cops Lawyers Rolexs Personal Injury Accidents – Take It All In Stride

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Cop cars at the right palce at the right time

Cop in the right place

Milwaukee, Wisconsin – A very successful attorney parked his brand new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.

As  he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and  completely tore off the driver’s door.

angry attorney screaming

“Darn it… My Watch”

Fortunately,  a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and  pulled up behind the Lexus with his lights  flashing.

Before  the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started  screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which  he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in-disbelief. “I can’t believe how materialistic you  lawyers are,” he said. “You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life.”

“How  can you say such a thing?” asked the lawyer.

The  cop replied, “Don’t you even realize that your left arm is missing?  It was severed when the truck hit you!”

“OH,  MY GOD!!!” screamed  the lawyer  ………………. “My  Rolex!”

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