SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM (Who needs ADT?)

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Approach With Care

Beware ADT!!!

1. Buy a pair of size 14-16 work boots.

2. Put them on front porch with a copy of Guns & Ammo.

3. Put some giant dog dishes next to boots & magazines.

4. Leave note on your door:

“Bubba: Me & Bertha went for more ammo & beer. Back soon. Don’t mess with the pit bulls; they messed the mailman up bad this morning. I don’t think Killer took part; hard to tell from all the blood. I locked all four of ’em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.”         

             Signed…….Cooter

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