Marquette, Michigan – September 9th, 2015 – Apparently it’s not easy being green OR pink. After decades of being together Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy are splitting up. Yep. That’s right. It happened in early August. Miss Piggy has reportedly left Kermit the Frog for Josh Groban. The news comes as ABC prepares to launch a brand new Muppet show.
I heard about the break-up over the Labor Day Weekend. I thought I was hearing things. How is this even possible?! I remember waking up Saturday mornings as a young child to the Muppet’s on Nickelodeon. I did some investigating on Monday to find the real truth. Yes, you can find the news anywhere on the internet.
It’s strange to think that today’s young generation will never get to see Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy together as a couple. Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy breaking-up is just like having a pizza without the cheese on top. It just doesn’t work. How will this work? Will the two still maintain a professional relationship on the Muppet’s?
Life will continue to move on. It will be okay.
-Eric Scott “Mornings on 103-FXD”